Thursday, May 14, 2009

LOOKING FOR A JOB!

An Israeli doctor says:- Medicine in Israel is so advanced that we take the testicles out of one man, we transplant them into another and in 6 weeks he is looking for a job.

The German doctor says: This is nothing. In Germany we take part of the brain of one person, transplant it into another person and in 4 weeks he is looking for a job.

The Russian doctor stands up and says: This is nothing. In Russia, medicine is so advanced that we take half the heart from one person, we transplant it into another person and in 2 weeks both of them are looking for a job.

The American doctor heard all of these stories and says: - All of these are nonsense. You are all way behind. We, in the USA, took a person with no brain, no heart, and no testicles, made him President and now... the whole country is looking for a job!!!

Who is it? :)

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